carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

hipsty00:

you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

KEEP FUCKIN PLAYIN WITH ME!
― Somebody you need to stop playin with IMMEDIATELY (via fatinspiration)
Toddler: Mama, I L-L-Looo
Mother: You love me?!
Toddler: Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

thejory:

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

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hi, my name is tommy and my favorite number is 1,006,853

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