radsturbate:

how the soft grinch☯ stole christmas

feaqu:

ask any teenager what type of music they listen to and 99 percent of the time they’ll say ‘anything but country’

raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

welcome to my twisted ankle

spicy-vagina-tacos:

accidentally walking in on your friends getting yelled at

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2chalns:

Maria’s Series of Food-Colored Hair

to be continued

buikkake:

tastier:

(18+)

this is a fucking stop sign.

breakfastburritoe:

lets-stop-the-killings-of-robins:

breakfastburritoe:

asks are rebloggable? whats next… rebloggable selfies??

selfies are rebloggable…

obviously not because then id get notes haha nice try though

Anonymous asked: You're cousins band is beach fossils!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!

Ya! My cousin is Dustin Payseur lol

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heyy, my name is tommy and my favorite number is 1,006,853

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